Going to North Dakota? Of course, my first question is WHY? But if you insist upon making such a journey, you may as well be equipped with an insight to the unique language its residents use. Okay, maybe I'm going overboard a bit with this generalization, but nowhere INSIDE the United States have I heard such unique distortions to the English language.....
"It's Wicter with a Wee not a Wabledoo." (v's & w's)
While watching Wheel of Fortune: "Why do they keep buying them Valves?" (vowels)
"There it was..............gone."
"Back your truck a little ahead."
Corpse of Engineers
"God damn goose" translates "Got them goose"
Peanut Butter Sandwich Jelly
Take your hat and jack-it off (Take your hat and jacket off)
Fran-Sin-Frisco (San Francisco)
I'm going to the barber to get a perliment (permanant) in my hair today
Where are you from? St. Louis? You guys haff a lot of that humility (humidity) down there, eh?
I love to schmoke (smoke) my cigarettes, I got a CARTOON of them under my frontseat
and another CARTOON in my freezer, yessir I do love to schmoke my cigarettes.
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